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Best Tongue Twisters for Kids

1. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
2. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
3. A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.
4. Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
5. If two witches were watching two watches,
   Which witch would watch which watch?
6. Fresh fried fish, fish fresh fried, fried fish fresh, fish fried fresh.
7. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
8. She sells seashells by the seashore.
9. I saw a saw that could saw out any other saw I ever saw.
10. Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
11. Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
12. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
13. Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
14. The bottom of the butter bucket is the buttered bucket bottom.
15. A sailor went to sea to see what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.
16. If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
17. Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.
18. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
19. Any noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
20. Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheap cheddar cheese.
21. Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.
22. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
23. If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
24. If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.

Easy Tongue Twisters for Kids

1. Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry,….
2. Daddy Draws Doors.
3. Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
4. Six sticky skeletons.
5. She sees cheese.
6. A proper copper coffee pot.
7. Sheep should sleep in a shed.
8. Cooks cook cupcakes quickly.
9. Zebras zig and zebras zag.
10. A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
11. Cooks look at cookbooks while cooking.
12. Bouncing bed bugs borrowed blankets.
13. Addie asked for apples.
14. Shelly sheared sheep.
15. Divers dive deep.
16. Kids and kittens knit in the kitchen.
17. Laughing Lucie lost loads of loot.
18. Light the night light tonight.
19. Follow the fellow.
20. Baboon bamboo
21. Unique New York
22. Toy boat, toy boat…

Funny Tongue Twisters for Kids

1. Smelly shoes and socks shock sisters.
2. Gobbling gargoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
3. Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.
4. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
5. Six quick hicks named Nick licked a brick.
6. The raging ram runs 'round rugged Ricky to hit Mickey.
7. A shapeless sash sags slowly.
8. If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
9. A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.
10. I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
11. Nosy Nils annoys the noisy boys.
12. Six socks sit in a sink, soaking in soap suds
13. Growing glowworm, go glow on the glowing globe.
14. Nick kicked a slick brick at Rick, but the slick brick hit Nick.
15. Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines
16. Betty's big bunny bobbled by the blueberry bush.
17. Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear
18. A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym.
19. Mister Matt mastered math matters, or maybe math that matters mastered Mister Matt?
20. If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
21. The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes
22. Tommy tossed his twelfth tooth when it turned two times.
23. How many yaks could a yak pack, pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
24. Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.
25. Which wishful witch whisked west while whittling wistful whisks?
26. Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
27. An ape hates grape cakes.
28. How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
29. She shrieked at Shirley surprised by shells of selfish shellfish.
30. Fresh French fried fly fritters
31. Can clams cram cans of candy?
32. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
33. Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
34. Linda-Lou Lambert Loves Lemon Lollipop Lipgloss
35. Double bubble gum, bubbles double.

Short Tongue Twisters

1. Lucky rabbits like to cause a ruckus.
2. We surely shall see the sun shine soon.
3. Round the rugged rocks the ragged rascals ran.
4. Kitty caught the kitten in the kitchen.
5. Greek grapes, Greek grapes, Greek grapes.
6. The blue bluebird blinks.
7. Seventy-seven benevolent elephants
8. She should shun the shinning sun.
9. Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
10. Which wrist watches are Swiss wrist watches?
11. Freshly fried fresh flesh.
12. A bragging baker baked black bread.
13. Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
14. Rory's lawn rake rarely rakes really right.
15. Six slippery snails slid slowly seaward.
16. Susie sits shinning silver shoes.
17. Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.
18. Drew Dodd's dad's dog's dead.
19. A big black bear sat on a big black rug.
20. Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
21. Little Lillian lets lazy lizards lie along the lily pads.
22. Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
23. Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.
24. Seventy-seven benevolent elephants.
25. Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.
26. Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
27. Dick kicks sticky bricks.
28. Three fluffy feathers fell from Phoebe's flimsy fan.
29. Six slimy snails sailed silently.
30. Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran
31. Shave a single shingle thin.
32. The cat catchers can't catch caught cats.
33. Green glass globes glow greenly .
34. Crisp crusts crackle and crunch.
35. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
36. Willie's really weary
37. Four furious friends fought for the phone.
38. Octopus ocular optics.
39. He threw three balls.
40. Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
41. Slimey snake slithered down the sandy Sahara.
42. Four fine fresh fish for you.
43. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
44. A snake sneaks to seek a snack.
45. Six Czech cricket critics.
46. Truly rural.
47. Really leery, rarely Larry.
48. Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards.
49. Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
50. Willy's real rear wheel.
51. A happy hippo hopped and hiccupped.
52. Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.
53. Which witch is which?
54. Eleven benevolent elephants.
55. Background background, black, black, brown, brown.

Long Tongue Twisters for Kids

1. Betty Botter bought some butter; "But," said she, "The butter's bitter.
   If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter."
   But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
   So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
   Put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
2. How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground?
   A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
3. I thought a thought,
   But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
   If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,
   I wouldn't have thought so much.
4. Whether the weather is warm,
   Whether the weather is hot,
   We have to put up with the weather,
   Whether we like it or not.
5. Something in a 30-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered, threatening the 3D thoughts of Matthew — although, theatrically, it was the 13,000 thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the 30-year-old thought of that morning.
6. To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
7. "Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.
   "Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."
8. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
9. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
   A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
   If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
   Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
10. When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored, or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
11. Birdie birdie in the sky,
    Laid a turdie in my eye.
    If cows could fly,
    I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
12. In a prickly pot with a lifelong lock,
    Playing with bees that give you short, sharp shocks.

More Tongue Twisters for Kids

1. I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop,
   Where she shines, she sits, and where she sits, she shines.
2. A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose.
3. Thin sticks, thick bricks, thin sticks, thick bricks, thin sticks, thick bricks.
4. Stupid superstition, stupid superstition, stupid superstition.
5. Two tried and true tridents, two tried and true tridents, two tried and true tridents.
6. Can you can a canned can into an un-canned can like a canner can can a canned can into an uncanned can?
7. If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I'm perfectly practiced and practically perfect.
8. The sixth sheik's sixth sheep is sick.
9. Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
10. Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

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